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BEEHOARD

by E-Dictator

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1.
BEEHOARD 01:56
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I make my money from a keyboard Your stagnant beats are making me bored I might just turn into a bee hoard I’m on a quest to find the ski lord All those things I said before were just a test I am the ski lord Just kidding my true identity was actually the bee hoard Yeah we’re out and about and we’re buzzin’ See our shadow and you better get to runnin’ Think you’re safe on the slide at the playground But you’re wrong that’s our favorite place to hang around Chicken tortilla Dinner sounds tasty to me yeah Growing money like it’s chia But my compliments are free yeah Going to a party later Give me four wheels like a skater Don’t like heelys you’re a hater Broke my toe yeah just like mater I wish I was best friends with lightning McQueen Speeding around that track with him that is my dream (Nothing romantic though, just like as friends) I hope my phone isn’t dead I won’t say what’s in my head Wait for emotion to end I would rather be in- I hope my phone isn’t dead I won’t say what’s in my head Wait for emotion to end I would rather be in- I hope my phone isn’t dead I won’t say what’s in my head Wait for emotion to end I would rather be in- I hope my phone isn’t dead I won’t say what’s in my head Wait for emotion to end I would rather be in- I hope my phone isn’t dead I won’t say what’s in my head Wait for emotion to end I would rather be in- I hope my phone isn’t dead I won’t say what’s in my head Wait for emotion to end I would rather be in- I hope my phone isn’t dead I won’t say what’s in my head Wait for emotion to end I would rather be in bed I would rather be in bed 
I would rather be in bed
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SKILORD 02:23
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(*Wizard running and panting* Can you help me?) I get the feeling that guy Homer isn’t great I just ate dinner and you bet I cleaned the plate I get the feeling that this food isn’t high quality But I guess that’s why you won’t go to the mall with me I will never be the one that eats the cake I will never know what chances I should take I didn’t want to burn my mouth and now my food’s too cold I hope I figure out this Rubik’s Cube before I’m old I hope a Wizard takes my hand And takes me to a distant land Think of the good his spells could do Wish that was me instead of you The wizard and I are worlds apart The odds were stacked against me from the start My lonely heart is filled with betrayal I’m having a bad time at the ski trail At the ski trail At the ski trail Oh, the betrayal At the ski trail At the ski trail At the ski trail Oh, the betrayal At the ski trail At the ski trail At the ski trail Oh, the betrayal At the ski trail At the ski trail At the ski trail Oh, the betrayal At the ski trail (*Wizard sobbing*)
3.
Better 02:48
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(Ghostly Hypeman: It's better and better. Better and better. It gets better and better!) Better than an ice cream cone That I eat when I’m all alone Sitting right on the clean kitchen floor Only light coming from the fridge door Better to me than a creamy ice cold cake In the form of creamy ice cold milk shake Don’t you ever go thinking I’m fake For you a loaf of bread I will go bake It’s better than the concept of eating, sleeping It’s secret, don’t even think about sneaky peaking Better than living when you think that you’re dead Better than the brain you can fit in your head Better than breathing in the smell of rain Better than a horse with a really long mane Better than a baking bun When you’re coming in from having all the fun Better than my only son He goes by James and he’s on the run Speaking on the topic of my son James can I just say That I really think that the things that he did are not okay If you see him and you smell him can you tell him to pay All the taxes, fees, and fines he gained while selling propane Sweet James was raised to be a criminal He was made with messages subliminal Lost his mind in the vines like an animal Gone in two sips like a Danimal Sweet James found solace in Propane It did to pain what Nic cage did to that plane In con air I think, but I never saw it If there was still a movie hotline I’d call it Anyways, I diverge from the point This thing I’ve got is better than my boy I know you want it but you know you’ll never get it I think it’s better that you just forget it Better that you just forget it
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Third 👁️ 01:57
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(wizard: *chuckles* I will incinerate you) Prying open my third eye But it’s tired and shy Let it make up it’s mind On it’s own time Gotta run to the feet store Must be out of beats your Rhythm’s making me snore Four on the floor Four on the floor I’m just sitting on the ground and thinking What kind of ancient relic caused this stinking Smell that’s in my nose I know this odor Nasty stink lines lead to my cupholder Put my art into a nice picture frame Accruing monthly late fees that is so lame Putting on a front to function neatly Lots of grandmothers I will hug sweetly Looking at the clock and realizing another year’s gone by It makes me want to build a rocket ship and fly into the sky I’ll find myself on Jupiter where I will eat a pumpkin pie Fall back to the earth and when you ask me where I went I’ll lie And say I was always here You can tell from my stomps I’m near My mother will not drink a beer Why would I go to space when all my friends are here Prying open my third eye But it’s tired and shy Let it make up it’s mind On it’s own time Gotta run to the feet store Must be out of beats your Rhythm’s making me snore Four on the floor I always knew I’d be a baker You’ll always be the biggest faker Everyone tells me I’m the ski lord I know deep inside I’m the bee hoard I know deep inside I’m the bee hoard I know deep inside I’m the bee hoard

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released August 22, 2023

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